ʻO ke ʻano o koʻu ʻike ʻana, ʻaʻole maikaʻi ka moa. ʻO ka ʻōpū i loko o nā ʻāpana ʻino, nā kaha kikoʻī ma kona ʻūhā, ka hoki lopsided. Koe na'e kona u'i nani. ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke haʻi iā ʻoe i ke ʻano o ke alo, akā hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i ke ʻano ʻino o kāna anus. No laila, ʻano nani ka waha hana o ka lede, ʻaʻohe mea ʻē aʻe!
ʻO ka wahine ʻili, akā maikaʻi loa i ka hana ʻana i ka anus! ʻAʻole loa au i manaʻo he hiki ke loaʻa ka leʻaleʻa mai ka moe kolohe me kahi wahine liʻiliʻi, pono wau e hoʻāʻo iaʻu iho me kahi wahine!