Ke makemake nei kēlā me kēia kaikamahine ma ka puʻuwai e lilo i hōkū. A makemake ʻo ia e omo iā ia, palu ʻia, hoʻopaʻa. A laila e hoʻokalakupua e pili ana iā ʻoe ke kiʻi ʻana iā ia. No ke aha ʻo ia e hana ai pēlā? ʻAe, no laila ua hōʻoia hou ʻoe iā ia ʻaʻole ia e hele i nā wahi āpau, no nā waihona pilikino wale nō, etc., etc. Pehea lākou naive. ʻAe, makemake kekahi kāne a me kāna kāne e kau i kēia mau wikiō ma ka Pūnaewele, no ka mea, ua manaʻo ʻia nā mea nani a pau. No laila, ʻo kēia kaulana o kāna moa - hoʻohuli wale iā ia, e hoʻonui i kāna dick!
Nani lakou! He aha kā lākou mau umauma pu. E ka hoa, ʻo wau paha i kou kāmaʻa! He ʻiʻo kā lākou i ka ʻai ʻana a me ka palu ʻana i kāna dick, laki kekahi poʻe. ʻO kēia mau brunettes he mau ʻuʻuku maoli ka pulu a pōloli no ke komo ʻana. Aloha au i ka wā ʻaʻole wahaheʻe nā kaikamahine e like me ka lāʻau, akā e lawe i ka manaʻo ponoʻī iā lākou iho, a eia lākou he ikaika loa. ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu ʻo wai ʻo Tyler Nixon, akā manaʻo wau pono wau e aʻo i ka hoʻokani pila no kēia ʻano leʻaleʻa.