Laki ka makuakāne i ka hoʻi ʻana mai ka hana! A ʻo kāna mau kaikamāhine he ʻano slutty, akā ua ʻike pū lākou i ka moekolohe. Aloha au i ka wā ʻaʻole moe nā kaikamāhine e like me ka lāʻau, akā e hana pono i nā mea āpau. Laki ka hoao ana i ka hoki paa no ka hanohano. ʻO kēia mau uʻi ʻelua ka moeʻuhane o kēlā me kēia kāne, ʻike lākou i ka mea e hana ai, ʻaʻole pono lākou i nā ʻōlelo aʻo. Nui ka hauʻoli, hauʻoli nā mea a pau!
ʻAʻohe mea i haʻi mua ʻia: ma hope o ka hoʻokuʻu mālie ʻana i kahi manamana lima i luna o kona anus, e hoʻokuke iā ia i haʻalulu nā paia! He mea kupanaha ka hiki ana i kona waha ke hookipa i kana moa.