Ua hauʻoli ʻo ia i ka kono ʻana o ka negro iā ia i ka lāʻau - lele ʻo ia me ka hauʻoli! A e noʻonoʻo ʻoe, ʻo ia ka mea nāna i nīnau iā ia, a ua like ʻo ia, "Ua maikaʻi! ʻOiaʻiʻo, ua ʻike nā mea a pau o ka uni i kona ʻano nui - no laila holo nā moa e hauʻoli i kā lākou mau lua. Ua hāʻawi pū kēia brunette i kāna hoki a ʻaʻole naʻe i manaʻo i kona wā i komo ai. A laila e lawe kekahi nerd i wahine hoʻokamakama e like me ia i wahine.
Inā ʻaʻole hele ke kaikuahine iā Mahometa, hele ʻo Mohammed i kona kaikuahine. Ua lōʻihi ka maka o kona kaikuaʻana i kona kaikuahine, a e pāʻani ana ʻo ia i ka moa hala ʻole. I ka wā wale nō i wehe ai ʻo ia i kāna dick mai loko aʻe o kona pālule, ua ʻakaʻaka kona mau maka i ka hiki iā ia ke lilo i mea aloha maikaʻi. ʻAe, a ua kahe kāna puʻu ma mua o kona hoʻomaopopo ʻana. A ʻo ka mea i hana ʻia, lawe ʻo ia i loko o kona waha. No laila, kū'ē nā wāhine i nā minuke mua, a hiki i ka wā e hoʻomaka ai ka mua e kuhikuhi i ko lākou makemake i ke poʻo.