ʻAʻole ʻo ka wahine puʻupaʻa wale nō, he hoki momona kona. Hiki iaʻu ke hoʻomaopopo loa i ke kumu i hoihoi nui ai ke kāne i ka hoʻokomo ʻana iā ia i loko o ka anus! Pehea e pale aku ai i ka hoʻowalewale ʻana e hoʻokuʻu i kahi hoki momona. Akā ʻike ʻole ʻia nā umauma nani, e hana maoli wau i kāna dick ma waena o lākou.
ʻAʻole ia he pana maikaʻi, akā ʻaʻole manaʻo maikaʻi ʻole. Hoʻomanaʻo mai iaʻu i kaʻu moe ponoʻī me kaʻu wahine i ko mākou wā ʻōpiopio. Ua maʻemaʻe a mālama pono nā mea a pau. ʻAʻole naʻe lākou i paʻi kiʻiʻoniʻoni i ka hopena, pehea ke kanaka i komo ai i loko o ke kaikamahine.
Hoʻoponopono ke kaikamahine hānai i nā pilikia e like me ka squirrel - e hoʻokaʻawale iā lākou e like me nā nati. Ma ʻaneʻi a lawe koke aku kona makuakāne makua kāne iā ia - ma hea ʻo ia e hele ai mai kahi hoki momona! A nona, ʻo ka lawe ʻana i ke kāne i loko ona, ua like ia me ka hoʻokomo ʻana i nā manamana lima ʻelua i loko o kāna puʻu. Ma kahi o ka hoʻoikaika kino!
ʻAʻole au lili i ka brunette, pono e like me kēia, e haehae lākou iā ia e like me kēia, ʻoiaʻiʻo nō ʻo ia ka nui ...