He ʻelemakule kēia lede, akā he kino maikaʻi kona! Nui kona ʻike. Manaʻo wau pehea i loaʻa ai kēlā ʻeha ʻokoʻa ma kona ʻūhā. Ua huki ikaika paha kekahi iā ia i kekahi lā a ʻelua paha i hala. ʻIke pinepine ʻia kēlā ʻano ʻeha i hoʻokahi lā a ʻelua paha a pili pono i ka lima o ke kanaka.
ʻO ke ʻano o koʻu ʻike ʻana, ʻaʻole maikaʻi ka moa. ʻO ka ʻōpū i loko o nā ʻāpana ʻino, nā kaha kikoʻī ma kona ʻūhā, ka hoki lopsided. Koe na'e kona u'i nani. ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke haʻi iā ʻoe i ke ʻano o ke alo, akā hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i ke ʻano ʻino o kāna anus. No laila, ʻano nani ka waha hana o ka lede, ʻaʻohe mea ʻē aʻe!
Makemake au e paʻakikī.